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Mathematics may be the last thing you would turn to when looking for some hilarious phrases to make you laugh. Despite this perception, there are several math jokes that can make you reel with laughter. Image: twitter.com, @CCPedDentSource: Twitter How many funny math jokes for middle school do you know? Whether you love the subject
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Alan Watts quotes are some of the best you will find around. These quotes will challenge you to look at life in a different way. After reading these quotes, you are likely to end up a better person than you currently. are. Image: facebook.com, @AlanWattsAuthorSource: Facebook Have you ever come across Alan Watts quotes? Well,
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Did you know that 2019 marks the 46th anniversary ever since William Goldman’s The Princess Bride, a classic American fantasy novel, was released, and the 32nd anniversary ever since it debuted in theaters? William Goldman’s creativity in capturing numerous themes such as friendship, vengeance, humor, among others, has led to the fame of Princess Bride
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– A lion has been discovered in Lagos state – The predatory animal was discovered at Number 229, Muri Okunola street in the Victoria Island area – An Indian national is believed to be the owner of the wild animal Lagos State Taskforce on Environmental and Special Offences has disclosed the discovery of a two-year-old
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Renowned as one of the most exceptional intellectual philosophers to have ever walked planet earth, Socrates and his quotes continue to offer individuals the necessary guidance in this journey of life. By pondering through the multidisciplinary quotes from Socrates’ philosophical school of thought, you are sure to acquire critical thinking skills that will enable you
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– David Lyon of the APC has won the Bayelsa governorship election – Lyon defeated his closest rival, Duoye Diri, of the PDP – INEC expressed disappointment at the level of violence recorded in Kogi and Bayelsa elections The candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), David Lyon has won the highest number of votes
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Nadine Coyle is a famous Irish actress, singer and model. She rose to prominence in the 2000s when she became part of the all-girl music group known as Girls Aloud. With the group, she enjoyed a lot of success including numerous top singles, albums, and awards. She has also appeared in several films and television
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– David Lyon has been declared governor-elect of Bayelsa state – Lyon and 44 other candidates participated in the election – The governor-elect is 49 years old David Lyon, governorship candidate of the All progressives Congress (APC), has successfully challenged and finally broken the two-decade-old dominance of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) on the politics
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The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has declared the election held to fill the vacant Kogi West Senatorial district seat on Saturday, November 16 as inconclusive. Channels TV reports that INEC made the decision on the grounds that the lead margin between Smart Adeyemi who polled 80,118 votes and Dino Melaye who got 59,548 is
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The famous cartoon about magical ponies has gained a lot of popularity among children and adults. It teaches about friendship, positive values, and has a lot of inspiring characters. What are the different My Little Pony names and how can you tell the magical creatures apart? Image: facebook.com, @mylittleponySource: Facebook This show has multiple characters,
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– Lesotho vs Nigeria AFCON 2021 qualifier ended in favour of the Super Eagles – Two goals from Victor Osimhen, one each from Alex Iwobi and Chukwueze handed the visitors maximum points – Nigeria remain atop of Group L with six points from two matches Nigeria’s Super Eagles cruised to 4-2 win over Lesotho in
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– YIAGA Africa has called for a new election in Kogi state – The group said given the violence and vote buying that characterised the election, the outcome cannot be a true reflection of the wish of Kogi people – Going further, the group claimed security officials acted helplessly as if they were under instruction
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– A Nigerian man is currently receiving backlash online after he took to social media to narrate how his obese cousin died – According to his tweet which warned people about the dangers of being overweight, the cousin died of a heart attack – Many Twitter users expressed displeasure over the way the message was
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– A police officer deployed from Lagos was seen using ballot box to wash his uniform – The officer said he does not know when he would leave the state – According to him, the last lap of of their deployment is to ensure there is no post election violence As the election in Bayelsa
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– Cristiano Ronaldo will have to wait to score his 100th international goal – The 34-year-old netted Portugal’s second goal in their 2-0 win over Luxembourg in last Euro 2020 qualifier – Ronaldo is chasing Ali Daei’s 109 goals for his country Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 99th international goal in Portugal’s 2-0 win over Luxembourg
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The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has suffered its greatest defeat yet in the ongoing Bayelsa governorship election after the party lost the local government of ex-president Goodluck Jonathan to the All Progressives Congress (APC). In results announced at INEC’s headquarters where the results are being announced on Sunday, November 16, APC polled 58016 while the
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– The Situation room has called for the total cancellation of Kogi election – According to the coalition of prominent civic groups, the Kogi election represents a major dent to Nigeria’s democracy – Going further, the group added that if the election is allowed to stand, 2023 and Ondo state election next year will be
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– An unnamed collation officer in the Kogi election has exposed a plot by politicians to bribe him and his colleagues to change results in their favour – The collation officer presented bundles of cash given to him by the desperate politicians – The INEC official, however, did not name the politician that gave him
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– PDP has called for the cancellation of governorship results announced in Kogi state – The opposition party claimed that the results being announced were fake ones, especially those from places like Okene local government – PDP says INEC should, therefore, stop the announcement of the allegedly doctored results The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has
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– Actress Damilola Adegbite has shared a video of words written on her car by an unknown individual – The person had written the words I hate you on the actress’ car – Adegbite noted that she must be doing something right for someone to hate her so much Popular Nigerian actress Damilola Adegbite has
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– Fikayo Tomori says he was inspired to joined Chelsea by Ivorian legend Didier Drogba – The Chelsea star joined Blues as a 7-year-old youngster who just moved to Canada from Nigeria – The 21-year-old has become a revelation under Frank Lampard earning England call up Chelsea star, Fikayo Tomori, has named Ivory Coast legend
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11:38 AM 37759 views by  Eromosele Ebhomele Apprehension now pervades Kogi and Bayelsa as the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) begins the official announcement of results of the just-concluded governorship elections in the states. Many reports from participants and observers show that the elections were marred with violence with INEC declaring that 30 of its
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Legit.ng has observed an unusual security presence at Yenagoa, Bayelsa state office of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) ahead of election results announcement. Our correspondents who have been at the INEC office since 7:45 am noticed truckloads of military personnel and mobile police officers arriving the area a few hours later. As at the
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– Pastor Sam Adeyemi has wowed Nigerians with a message he shared on Twitter – The pastor had listed better intercourse as one of the things to focus on in a marriage – Adeyemi made this known while giving marital advice to couples Well-known Nigerian cleric and senior pastor of Daystar Christian Centre, Sam Adeyemi,
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The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has barred many journalists from gaining entrance into its collation centre in Lokoja. Scores of journalists are stranded outside the collation centre as at the time of this report. An INEC official who spoke to Legit.ng say the hall for the collation centre is small hence the need to
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– Nigerian soldiers deployed to the Operation Lafiya Dole have taken to repairing roads leading to Boko Haram hideouts – The troops were engaged in voluntary work of road construction in Borno state – The soldiers were spotted fixing bad portions of the road from Monguno-Kekeno-Cross Kauwa, Borno state Despite the ongoing onslaught against Boko
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– Andy Ruiz Jr says Anthony Joshua is worried ahead of his rematch with the Nigeria-British born fighter – The Mexican champion shocked the world when he defeated Joshua in June 2018 and carted away his WBA, IBF & WBO belts – Ruiz vowed to give what he takes to bring the heavyweight belts back
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The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has declared 30 of its staff missing in the on-going governorship election in Kogi state. INEC also released the names of the affected ad-hoc staff and said they were sent to Olamaboro local government area for the exercise but their whereabouts have become unknown. The commission finally declared the
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Gerard Pique, Barcelona defender, has opened the lids on his Premier League career with the Spaniard saying his short spell at Manchester United responsible for his success as a player. The World Cup winning star joined the English side as a 17-year-old youngster from Barcelona academy in 2004. But his Man United dream was prematurely
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– Lesotho vs Nigeria ready to battle for three points in 2021 AFCON qualifier – The Eagles won their opening Group L game against Benin Republic last week – While the Crocodiles forced Sierra Leone to 1-1 draw in Free town – Super Eagles have won their only two meetings against Lesotho and will hope
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– Eoin Doyle nets twice in Swindon Town’s sin over Salford City in a league match on Saturday – The 31-year-old forward inspired his side to 3-2 comeback having gone one goal down after just four minutes – Doyle has now scored more goals than the combination of Messi and Ronaldo this season Swindon Town
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– The APC was declared winner of the 13 units in Ward 9, Ogbia local government area of Bayelsa state by electoral officials – Following the announcement, kinsmen of ex-president Goodluck Jonathan trooped out to celebrate the defeat of PDP – Legit.ng provides a live update of the collation of results from polling units across
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– Police PRO, Frank Mba, says the violence in Kogi state was worse than that of Bayelsa state during the governorship elections – According to the police spokesman, the force foresaw a great deal of the incidents that took place in the threat analysis it conducted earlier – Mba added that politicians are to blame
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– Actress Tonto Dikeh, was allegedly involved in a fight in Dubai and has been reportedly arrested – According to Stella Dimoko Korkus who broke the news, she got involved in a fight with a security personnel who wouldn’t let her into an event – Dikeh who seem intoxicated was yelling derogatory words at the
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Popular Nollywood actress and media personality, Tonto Dikeh, has received an amazing gift from Timi Frank, a former national deputy secretary of the All Progressives Peoples Congress. In an Instagram post on Friday, November 15, Tonto said her big brother, Timi, gifted her an amazing AP wristwatch and an apartment for her son in Dubai.
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– Rofhiewa Makwarela, a South African man, has finally married his physically challenged girlfriend after dating her for four years – In viral twitter post he made on Friday, November 15, he made the above known as he crouches beside her in a lovely pose – The South African lover called his girlfriend a beautiful
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– Evergreen Nigerian singer, Tuface Idibia, has replied Blackface, his former bandmate for his continued allegation that he stole his song – In an interview, the African Queen crooner, said Blackface has only been fabricating lies though he had never do anything bad to him – Tuface lamented the fact that he does not know
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– Cristiano Ronaldo’s sisters send strong warning to Maurizio Sarri – The 34-year-old was removed in the 55th minute of Juve’s 1-0 win over AC Milan – Ronaldo was not pleased with the substitution and stormed off the pitch – The forward was also said to have left the stadium before final whistle, and his
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– Thiago Silva was discontent with Messi’s conduct during Argentina’s 1-0 over Brasil – The Brasil Centre back accused Messi of always influencing referees – Footage from the game showed Messi shushing the Brasil manager as he tried to push for a yellow card for the Argentine Brazil defender Thiago Silva has accused Barcelona forward
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The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has reacted to the violence that rocked both Kogi and Bayelsa governorship elections. Speaking in an interview with Channels TV, Festus Okoye, INEC’s national commissioner, said the glamourisation of violence must be strongly condemned. He said there is nothing the electoral commission can do when election materials are destroyed.
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Photos and videos from the wedding ceremony of BamBam and Teddy A which is currently ongoing in Dubai, has surfaced on the internet and fans are going wild with excitement. The beautiful all white ceremony witnessed the attendance of several Nigerian celebrities including 2019 BBNaija winner Mercy Eke and her boo, Ike, and fellow 2018
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– A Nigerian lady has taken to social media to warn people who call to report her husband’s infidelity to her – Identified as La Jioe Apera on Facebook, she stated that she was fully aware and okay with her husband’s love for women – Apera further stated that her peace of mind is what
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– The governor of Bayelsa state, Seriake Dickson, has won his polling unit for the PDP – The PDP had 1906 votes Oriewari ward 2, unit 5 in Toro-Orua, Sagbama LGA – The APC recorded only 5 votes at the polling unit – Legit.ng provides a live update of the collation of results from polling
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– Iker Casillas has fumed at Cristiano Ronaldo winning the prestigious Ballon d’Or award this year – There have been worrying speculations that the 34-year-old will be awarded the gong in December – The Real Madrid captain, however, opined that the criteria for picking a winner for the award be questioned should Ronaldo win Legendary
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There is a video going viral where Wizkid, Joro crooner, gave a savage reply to a friend who tried to mocked his height. The popular Nigerian artist joined his friend speaking in Yoruba that loosely translates as “How are you all doing?” To that, the unnamed friend said in the same language that could be
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– A statement from the Bayelsa government has called on INEC to cancel the election in some parts of the state – The state governor, Seriake Dickson claimed that the election was characterised by brigandage, hijacking of electoral materials and personnel – Dickson claimed some rogue elements in the Nigeria Army connived with the APC
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– Senator Douye Diri have alleged that security agencies deployed to Bayelsa for the governorship poll is helping APC rig election – Diri said reports from Peoples Democratic agents on the field suggests that there are of pockets of electoral fraud committed by APC – The governorship candidate for the PDP in the state also
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The deputy governor of Kogi state, Edward Onoja, has secured victory in his polling unit at Emoyokwu Unit 1, Ogugu Ward 2, Olamaboro local government area of the state. In a landslide win, Onoja secured 934 votes, while his Peoples Democratic Party counterpart got no votes. The Abundant Nigeria Renewal Party got one vote, two
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Nigerian comedian and OAP, Anita Alaire Afoke Asuoha popularly known as Warripikin, has taken to social media to share how she treated her husband to a spa day, in order to appreciate having him in her life. Not so many people are lucky enough to find their one true love and this is probably the
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– Paul Pogba showers encomiums on his spouse on her birthday – The Manchester United shares adorable family picture to celebrate her big day – Pogba is hoping to return for the Red Devils just before their Premier League clash against Man City Embattled Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba shares adorable family picture on social
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